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PostSubject: crazy facts   Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:31 pm

If you yelled for 8 years, 7
months and 6 days you
would have produced
enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6
years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates
enough pressure when it
pumps out to the body to squirt
blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30
minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days
without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a
wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis
cannot copulate while its head
is attached to its body. The
female initiates sex by ripping
the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like
a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000
taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times
a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality
over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on
average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)

Elephants are the only animals
that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its
brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the
only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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PostSubject: Re: crazy facts   Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:20 pm

kape na. isog ko karon.
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PostSubject: Re: crazy facts   Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:34 pm

hehehehe . . . . you really wanna be a pig pig ha?
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PostSubject: Re: crazy facts   Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:47 pm

in my next life Laughing , want to be that female pig also in your next life? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: crazy facts   Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:39 am

i want to be an ANAY!

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PostSubject: Re: crazy facts   Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:47 pm

depende . . . . . basta ba cute and my life span will be more than 30 yrs. Laughing Laughing para sulit lol!


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PostSubject: Re: crazy facts   Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:32 pm

aw abi nako ug 30 years nga duration....30 mins ra baya to duaration sa pig hehehe
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